And I stumbled across this little gem right when I’m entering the job market. Sweet.MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS
“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
If these come in bacon, we will definitely be getting some
via hilker